Ass Shandy


used to describe the usage of the r-ct-m as a c-cktail gl-ss. one may be forced to do handstands to serve the consumer of said -ss shandy. also can describe a situation one may find themselves in where abuse of some description may very well manifest itself.
holy sh-t man did you see ‘lost’ the other night, that kid walt is gonna be turned into some pirate’s -ss shandy!

i ain’t f-ckin going to the brookhouse tonight, i’ll be made into some badger boy’s -ss shandy!

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    giving someone an enema with your shoe. this includes but is not limited to: a boot, high heels, sneakers, chucks, track spikes, and all forms of footwear. “i am going to -ss shoe your -ss if you dont shut your -ss.” 3 more definitions add your own meaning that someone has their foot up their […]

  • Ass-soul

    (pr-nouced ah-z-hole) – denoting an individual who is such a d-ck that they are an -sshole right down to their soul. i waas driving in traffic and the guy that cut me off, honked at me. what an -ss-soul!! 1 more definition add your own what goes to the here after when a donkey dies. […]

  • ass stash

    1. something you have hidden up your -ss. most of the time when your hiding it from authority. after you keestered something, whats in your -ss is your -ss stash example: prisoner #1-you still got that -ss stash? prisoner #2-yeah, i keestered that sh-t. we got some weed for later.

  • Asstachment

    the act of sending an email without it’s intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment and a b-mbling apology for being so absented minded. bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an -sstachment immediately after.

  • asstaste

    somoene who looks like they would taste like -ss should you eat them. what’s up -sstaste, did your mom wash your one pair of underwear for you this week? 1 more definition add your own when your mouth taste like a b-tthole i have an -sstaste today


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