Ass sock
when someone has received too much -ss s-x or hard toilet visits and has had a prolapse of the r-ct-m, they will need something to keep the prolapse warm, this is an -ss sock.
marcus took it way too many times in the -ss bro, he had an -ss prolapse and now wears an -ss sock to keep it warm from the pain.
an absorbent sock inserted between the b-ttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when r-ct-m control may accidentally lapse briefly. it may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to p-ss wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.
i would have p-ssy sh-tted the bed if i didn’t have my -ss sock in.
a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones -ss.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the h-ll i found this wet -ss sock behind the toilet and it smells like sh-t!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
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