Ass Turnip


a unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst.
‘you ok in there?’

‘sh-t no man, this -ss turnip is ragging my -sshole something rotten’

‘what were doing last nite? you were pretty late man!’
‘got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this -ss turnip’

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