Ass-Spackle
the mixture of sweat and sh-t on a persons -ss, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. also known as -ss cheese.
man phils shorts are covered with -ss sp-ckle.
when one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.
did you just sh-t? know thats my -ss sp-ckle.
to fill an -ss with c-m to the point that it is overflowing…at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. hence sp-ckling the -ss.
dude, that chick has a huge -ss, i think she needs some -ss sp-ckle.
a clever sp-ckling product that comes in 2 colors. caucasian and african american. and 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. product first introduced on comedy central on ‘the man show’.
that plumber needs some -ss-sp-ckle.
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