ass spelunker


1) one who engages in the practice of exploring the -n-s and rectal p-ssage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground p-ssages.
2) a person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of -ss spelunking.
1) man that guy is an -ss spelunker. i think i saw him in the gay pride parade last week.

2) g-dd-mnit jimmy, stop prancing around like a f-cking -ss spelunker.
an individual who explores the -n-l p-ssageways of another, through use of a tool such as a d-ld- or a p-n-s. derived from -ss, the -n-l region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones -sshole. also used to describe a h-m-s-xual.
“boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin sh-t you -ss spelunker, m’kay?”
an -ss is somebody’s bottom or more specifically in this case an -n-s.
a spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
therefore, an -ss spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an -n-s.
in south park terrance and phillip call eachother -ss spelunkers.
you love to f-ck suzie in the b-tt, you -ss spelunker!!!
this word comes from -ss meaning b-tt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so -ss spelunker means someone who explores the b-tt hole and its surrounding area
god jantzen minton is such an -ss spelunker
-ss f-ckers
originally termed in the movie “south park: bigger, longer, and uncut.” commonly mis-spelled as -ss beehonker, this term refers to -n-l intercourse between two men. splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.
“you -ss spelunker! i’ll kill you!
one man who enjoys hopping and leaping atop another man’s -ss for long periods of time.
eat penguin sh-t, you -ss-spelunkers.

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