Ass-Sponge
a communal sponge and bucket full of salt water used to clean the -n-s of debris.
do you find it hard to get in the inner -n-l cavities? is the 2-ply toilet paper not enough for your vigorous wiping? the solution to your problem is the -ss-sponge. with two easy payments of $12.33 you can get an -ss-sponge with a bucket of salt and an extra -ss-sponge free! disclaimer:salty -ss may occur
who ate the -ss-sponge again?
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