ass status


a facebook status update posted by someone’s -ss while their phone is in their back pocket. the rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the -ss has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.
“juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuygut” — -ss status
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its when a tall skinny man who loves boys, uses the word “-ss” in every other sentence. when using this a lot you are considered -ss status
“gosh gresh your such -ss status right now.”

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