Ass Strain


the unfortunate and embar-ssing cramp like pain felt in both b-ttocks after vigorous exercise. it can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. most cases respond well to conservative treatment.
“will got -ss strain after running up the hill too many times, that’s why it’s taking him ages to walk down”

“will won’t stop complaining about his -ss strain”

” harry doesn’t get -ss strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad”

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