Ass Sweater


(n.) a grossly or overly hairy -ss; an -ss that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy -ss which causes excess sweating
1. john: dude, is your -ss hairy?
george: are you kidding me? i have an -ss sweater!

2. paul: it’s f-cking hot out!
george: yeah, and it doesn’t help that i’m wearing an -ss sweater!
a sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her -ss while jogging, walking or exercising. while most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their -ss.
“wow–check out the tight body on that jogger!”

“yeah…it’s too bad she’s wearing an -ss sweater.”

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