ass tampon

after a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid sh-t, “like it was stragith water i was sh-tting beer down my leg”, balled up toilet paper in your -ss crack to prevent leakage.
while at the mall, greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an -ss tampon for the leakage.
groups of forum-dwelling sperglords who derive all pleasure in their existence from thinking that they have any effect on other members of said forum.
“hey, look at all those 30+ year old members who are still on that forum. it’s like they’re so unhappy with their lives that they need to derive pleasure from an imagined sense of self worth! what -ss tampons!”
a tampon for your -ss mainly used for male h-m-s-xuals when you bleed out of your -ss due to b-tt s-x
me and james have to go buy some -sstampons we are seriously bleeding out our -ss
a douche bag that can’t get over himself. usually very un-bservant and can’t stop hanging out with someone well below their age. very easy to lie to, and very self centered.
person #1: f-ck that guy is an -ss tampon!

person #2: i know, i just want to knock his lights out!
the “giver” in a h-m-s-xual male relationship. compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude’s -ss.
“you think pete gives or receives the d-ck?”
“i don’t know, he’s not very effeminate so he must be the -ss tampon in the relationship.”
“word.”
when a gay guy gets banged too often up the -ss, and one day it just doesn’t close up afterwards. so, the guy has to wear a tampon up his -ss so all the cr-p doesn’t fall out all over the place.
guy in bathroom stall: anyone got an -ss tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! i forgot a spare!!!!!!!
-everyone runs out of bathroom-
when you use a tampon in your -ss to suck up all the c-m after -n-l s-x
phyllis:honey i’ll be right back, it was great but i need an -ss tampon