ass tassles

the hair that is around your -sshole
1. kevin was sitting naked in his wicker chair the other day and almost ripped out his apricot when his -ss t-ssles got caught in the bamboo weave.

2. tricia was complaining that she had -ss t-ssles in her mouth after tossing my salad.
2 more definitions
one of the more nuanced definitions of the slang term “-sst-ssle” relates to a tool commonly known as a “fetish flogger,” which is often employed at fetish and s&m club events. the term is slightly pejorative in that it carries an implication of b-n-lity and routine; of pseudo-s-xual mundanity, devoid of actual p-ssion or pain. the source of this slight negative tinge is, quite honestly, the experiences of several people in the washington d.c. area, who have all been unfortunate enough to find themselves at local fetish events, and ruefully in the presence of big fat people in latex who can neither f-ck nor stand pain. so in a desperate plea to appear s-xual, these newly empowered narwhals stand around and nonchelantly tap each other on their blanched gluteals with this ostensibly naughty “-sst-ssle” in an effort to bottle and sell the weakest taboo cabaret this side of kansas, while our protagonists stand there, wonder where their lives went terrribly wrong, as they sip on extremely low quality bottles of stale beer and contemplate life outside the christian terrordome.
“so then he pulls an -sst-ssle out of his pocket and starts tapping her ever so gently on the b-ttock. needless to say i had to turn away or face the prospect of masturbating in the bathroom stall, this exchange was so mechanically erotic.”
1) another term used to describe an -ssclown, when the term -ssclown is used far too often.
2) one who commits an act of -sst-sslery
this -sst-ssle decided to hop a divider and cause a 15 car pile up while trying to reach for their cell phone this morning while driving.