ass tax


slang for getting a little. usually used in boasting form amongst friends.
“you tapped that yet?”
“naw, but i am going to levy an -ss tax on her tonight.”

i am going to levy an -ss tax on that hottie in the corner.
2 more definitions
the price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.
tom: “so does shirley at least pay for the cable?”
brian: “no…but i levied an -ss tax last month.”
n. (1)created while mispr-nouncing “br-ss tacks” as in “let’s get down to br-ss tacks.”
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said “-ss”, as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.
“you betta need to be payin me that -ss tax!”

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