ass tea


during -n-l s-x the lube and the sh-t mix together to form -ss tea
this one time i was f-cking a girl in the -ss from behind and noticed that the ky and her bung juices formed a f-cked up brown liquid
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1. pre-teenage girl who ods on ibuprofen.
2. pre-teenage girl who is a b-tch to everyone.
3. pre-teenage girl who sits on her -ss all day and has no real friends.
4. pre-teenage girl who everyone hates.
5. pre-teenage girl who thinks b–bs make her an adult.
1. “i’m -sstea and i had to get my stomach pumped after taking sixteen ibuprofen pills!!”
2. “uhm, no. i’m -sstea and what i say goes.”
3. “eye dee kay, kirby!!”
4. “did you hear that -sstea started autospamming boards like mad yesterday, then got mad when people made boards about her? g-d she is such an idiot!”
5. “i’m -sstea and i have b–bs, there for i am an adult!”

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