Ass Tennis


when two or more people (gay or straight) lube up tennis b-lls and shoot them into each other’s -sses using a tennis ball machine. this is for s-xual pleasure more than sport
scott and i played an intense game of -ss tennis yesterday. needless to say, my -n-s is still sore.

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