Ass-to-Mouthwash


a high test mouthwash used only after one is atmed. an extremely acidic concoction, not to be used more than once a week to prevent withering of the gums, melted teeth or disintegration of oral tissue
-oh jesus, rocco was really feelin’ it last night, he f-cked me in the -ss then busted his nut in my mouth.
-oh wow, been there. i have some -ss-to-mouthwash you can borrow if you want.
-h-llz yeah girl
-just make sure you spit it out after like 3 seconds.

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