ass tourettes
someone that doesn’t actually have tourettes syndrome, but can’t help but say -ss after every word,or in addition to words, modifying them, but sounding like a complete tool as a result. n-body really says it out loud, but every hates these guys.
tom: “dude, f-ck me in my -ss! holy -ss! did you see that fly–ss motherf-cker doing that b-ttery–ss boardslide? i about shat my pants that was so bad -ss. sphincter!”
doug: “dude, you dumb–ss. you have -ss tourettes.”
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an -n-l disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or t.i.c.s. (tremendous involuntary cr-p spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.
“did sarah win the rock’em sock’em robots compet-tion against phil?”
“no, she got a bad case of -ss tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit.”
“b-mmer, dude.”
“10-4 on that, pal.”
when someone has uncontrollable explosions out of their -ss!
nick: dustin, you’ve farted like 1,000 times today!
dustin: i can’t help it i suffer from -ss tourette’s!
dude, jeremy has been farting all day. i think he may suffer from -ss tourette’s.
did you hear that nick went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with -ss tourette’s!
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