ass towel
a used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like -ss.
i took two showers today, i got burned on an -ss towel.
a cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. this could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. it is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.
honey, can you bring me an -sstowel to use on the chair ? i am to lazy to get dressed.
a complete and utter tosspot, one insult above -sshat.
you absolute -ss towel
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