ass-truffling
akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, “-ss-truffling” is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.
your average -ss-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.
-ew ew ew- -get away get away get away- help meeee, this guy i brought home from the bar is -ss-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!
-smacks him unconscious-
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