ass turkey
the act of performing oral s-x upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.
“when i get home from this 6 month deployment to iraq, i’m giving my girlfriend the -ss turkey”
when you take a cr-p so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your p–pshoot
oh man i just had an -ss turkey in the bathroom
moron or d-ckhead.
synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you’re sick and tired of using because everyone else does.
like an -ssclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.
those washed-up ex-football players on those nfl pregame shows are a bunch of -ssturkeys.
the act of vigorously licking a hot chicks b-tthole, all the while making tom turkey sounds! gobble, gobble, gobble
while many girls may deny it, they all ask for more -ss turkey!
noun. a person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.
brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. -ssturkey!
when something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your -ss.
dude, that party was -ss turkey!!
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