baner


1. more obsolete, destructive, woeful
2. more of a source of harm and ruin
it is no coincidence that john boehner’s name is pr-nounced “baner” (btw, the alternative pr-nunciation is “b-n-r” 🙂
short for b-n-r aka stiffy, pants tepee, etc
seein madonna kiss britney spears made me pop a baner.
an arabian, terrorist, towelhead.
watch out, that baner might have a bomb in his backpack!
an arabian, a terrorist, a towelhead. one who speaks the language of allah
you better check to see if that baner’s backpack has a bomb in it!

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