Ass Wallet


1. someone who takes everything to say into mind (-ss) and stores it for later use against you.

2. a random insult.
jennifer — yeah, well i’m not the one who told you i have some weird dead cat fetish!

bruce — i told you that in private! g-d, you can be such an -ss wallet sometimes!

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