ass wazz


the art of curling one out of one’s back p-ssage. an -ss wazz is essentially taking a dump, simply put in an infinitely more eloquent fashion.
“i shall retire to the lavatory for a sumptuous -ss wazz.”

“joyce expelled an almighty -ss wazz across nigel’s face. some went in his eyes.”

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