Ass Wednesday


when your doing a girl doggy style and you put your thumb in her -ss giving her the old shocker until you blow your load. when she turns around you bless her with your thumb by putting a sh-t stained cross on her forehead.
bless you my child for you are the perfect women. i bless thee with the -ss wednesday for all your hard work and undying devotion to the cause of me getting off. where the -ss wednesday as a sign that you are my and no other d-ck shall come close to your -ss.
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a visible streak of sh-t on one’s forehead. this occurs when you give someone arabian goggles (placing your b-lls in their eye sockets). while performing such a maneuver, you’re -sshole can contact that persons forehead. if you did a sh-tty job of wiping your -ss, you can leave a skid mark on their forehead. this mark closely resembles the ash that is placed on the foreheads of catholics on ash wednesday. so, hence the name -ss wednesday!
dude, i tea bagged this b-tch last night. when i finished, i realized i gave her a major -ss wednesday! did you tell her? h-ll no, i bagged -ss!
-ss wednesday- a step in atm where the man marks the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead using the p–p on the tip of his d-ck.
had to give her an “-ss wednesday” because there was sh-t on my d-ck when i pulled out of her b-tt last night.
on ash wednesday, -n-l-f-ck your partner into oblivion. just before you let loose your goo, pull out,
spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. then, wipe your sh-t-covered d-ck across her forehead
in the sign of the cross. the result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience.
bless you my child.
this is self explanitory.
when your on top of a girl doing a 69 you put your -sshole on her forehead and give her a sh-t stained cross.
she didn’t go to m-ss on ash wendsday to i gave her an -ss wednesday as punishment
1.when you put your thumb up your b-tt and then wipe it on your partner’s forehead in the shape of a cross.
2. the day when somebody puts their thumb up their b-tt and then wipe it on their partner’s forehead in the shape of a cross.
1.i gave j.r an -ss wednesday while he was sleeping. i wonder if the priest will notice.
2. it must be -ss wednesday, jon and shane have those brown crosses on their foreheads.

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