ass whisperer
one who can communicate and please a girl’s -ss in a very special way.
i never thought i’d ever like -n-l s-x; but then i met the -ss whisperer.
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someone who sucks up to people.
“i baked m-ffins for my whole cl-ss.”
-“really? you are such an -ss-whisperer, trying to get people to like you.”
one who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. -ss whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the b-tt. they are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you p-ss them off. they are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. they can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your b-tt.
every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your b-tt causing it to talk and sh-t uncontrollably. in these cases only the most experienced -ss whisperer can expel them. fortunately this doesn’t happen too often.
sometimes -ss whisperers will actual whisper into to random people’s b-tts!! no one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.
does your tribe have an -ss whisperer?
we did but he was killed in a raid.
1. someone who is a snitch; someone who is a suck-up. 2. someone who tells secrets to another’s -sshole.
“tom just told the boss that i skipped work yesterday. she would have never noticed. what an -ss whisperer.
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