Ass With Ham
definition 1: a type of ham that ham-haters like, with alot of -ss.
definition 2: a common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite s-x.
person 1: hey, that guy has got the biggest -ss with ham that i’ve seen!
person 2: you should see my sausage with scr-t-m!
guy: hey, -ss with ham 😉
girl: (grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!
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