Ass worship
-ss worship, clearly, in worship of the female -ss. this practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious -ss, enjoying the -ss cheeks pressing against his face.
there are a few types of -ss worship.
1) the sandwich: this first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her -ss upwards. the man will proceed to bury his face into the -ss. optional: someone else will push his face harder into the -ss.
2) against the wall: a man sits up against a wall and a female backs her -ss into his face, making sure her -ss is completely smothering his face.
3) the crab: this position is difficult to describe. the man lies on the floor, facing upwards. the female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. the female then rubs her -ss into the man’s face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) the prayer: a man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman’s -ss.
another method of -ss worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her -ss is hanging off. the man, on his knees, then digs in.
it is recommended that -ss worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) the sandwich: she laid down on the couch, and i shoved my face right into her -ss. it’s one of the best types of -ss worship!
2) she pushed me against the wall and then back her -ss right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) she did the crab to me for so long, but i enjoyed her -ss resting on my face.
4) i love the prayer method because i can just dig in!
to get down on one’s knees and bury your face in someone’s luscious -ss, paying tribute to its bootylicious perfection.
anam’s -ss was so magnificently round and s-xy that i was motivated to perform -ss worship for many, many hours.
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