the act of falling asleep with ones window closed. throughout the night you start ripping complete -ss all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room
friend comes over in morning.
“dude what the f-ck your room has horrible -ss wrath”
“man…i know i forgot to sleep with my windows open”
- Astronomical Epic Win
when even saying “epic win” is an understatement. -after seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases […]
- A tank garage
female with an extaordinarily large v-g-n-l opening. i hope that dude knows he’s about to park in a tank garage.
- Athlete's Smut
the trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. the females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete’s foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation. jon: hey rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback? rob: he’s got athlete’s sm-t. see how they cling to him like fungus? i […]
- Atomic lobby bomb
the act of farting in an elevator immediately before you step out of it, while ensuring that you depress the b-tton that returns the elevator to ground level, thereby anonymously g-ssing unsuspecting people that are awaiting the elevator. some -sshole was p-ssed off at me for not holding the elevator door, so before i went […]
a disease of the mind resulting in one believing that the only good audio system is one that costs over us$20,000 and that stray magnetic fields in components through the audio path will distort the purity of the audio image righteously placed with loving care by holy audio engineers in the studio for your listening […]