AssAcid
in moment one of those painful sh-ts, your thinking i’m dieing and your b-tt hole feels like hot acid p-ssing thru. in extreme cases you may feel yourself peeling the porcelain off the walls of the toilet.
(living the moment)”lord from the heavens above, please give me strenght to p-ss this -ssacid.
hot mexican food gives me -ssacid!
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