assaconda


way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of -ss a guy gets along with the size of his p-n-s.
joe: yo, i can’t believe that jimmy got with her. shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.

jackie: well, i’ve heard he has an -ssaconda.

joe: a what?!

jackie: haha an -ssaconda. its when his d-ck is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of -ss.

joe: oh, ha makes sense.

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