assagai


african throwing spear, seen in almost every film about africa shot during the years of colonial rule, usually in the hands of some “bloodthirsty savages”, there’s about a thousand of em in “zulu” (1964).

originates from the berber: zaġāya, old french: azagaie, old spanish: azagaya, arabic: az-zaġāyah.

the -ssagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had cr-ppy shields so it would often explode.

-ssagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song “cocoa”, it’s quite nice.
colonial oppressor – “i say, one of those bloodthirsty savages just threw a stick at me!!”
bloodthirsty savage – “it’s an -ssagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to”

concerned parent – “go to bed, its 5am”
tired kid with bloodshot eyes – “no no no!! i just gotta unlock the -ssagai!!”

guy with good taste in music – “-ssagai are cool, effortless cool”

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