assamissmaximus
douchebag; and or total -sshole
don’t invite that -ssamissmaximus.
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1) the heteros-xual act that helps a friend not get an std with a woman; man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a man #2’s behind, while that man #2 puts his p-n-s into the woman, therefore protecting man #1 from any v-g-n-l diseases. it’s only 97% effective. 2) the blocking of another c-ck […]
- ass crack of the bed
the sp-ce between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far “omg you guys, last night you shoved me into the -ss crack of the bed.” “eff you broke the outlet.”
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when she drops her -ss lower than skrillex’s b-ss. jordan: d-mn!, did you see lydia twerk last night?! dat -ss drop was dope! bill: yeah son, she dropped it harder than algebra!
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having an infestation of maggots with a combination of -n-l seepage tubby you got your -ss larva all over me!
- assnose
when 2 people 69 and the other persons nose smells like -ss because the other person either a)sh-t before s-x b)didnt shower before s-x -or- m-ssive face to -ss grinding causing the nose to smell like -ss. “oh man, last night me and my girl were 69ing and i ended up having an -ssnose afterwords.