Assasindonky
(n.) -ssasindonky is fermented fig. people of ancient greece put the paste onto the v-g-n- of virgins so that they could “f-ck” with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.
this of course this ritual is utter bullsh-t. it was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins p-ssy. everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to f-ck her harder.it is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.
the word -ss-ssin comes from the word -ssasindonky as during the 800’s people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin v-g-n-s. this soon led to the aids epidemic in africa -ss they all fed the fermented fig to african slaves.
i told that dumb b-tch about -ssasindonky and she believed me. well, i had a nice f-cking.
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