Assassins Creed

a) a multi-part computer game

b) a family business, p-ssed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen
as per definition b), i don’t come come from an -ss-ssin’s creed
-ss-ssin’s creed is a video game in development by ubisoft. first shown as project -ss-ssin at microsoft’s x05 event, at the e3 2006 trade show, it was officially announced for the ps3, to be released in 2007 using the name -ss-ssin’s creed. later on, ubisoft also announced that the game was coming to the pc and xbox 360. the game is being developed by many of the same people who helped make prince of persia: the sands of time, and began production as soon as the latter was completed. the game is highly focused on crowds and parkour, which will be one of the main means of transportation while in towns.
“have you played -ss-ssins creed yet?”
“yeah.”
“wait how? it’s not out yet. -_-”
–ss-ssinates the kid who just asked how-
a game for the xbox 360 and ps3. it is set in the midieval times during the crusades. you play as altair ibn-la ahad: a robe-wearing, sword-swinging acrobatist who’s part of a brotherhood called the -ss-ssins. the -ss-ssins’ enemy are the templars, and the two groups quarrel constantly. altair starts off as a master -ss-ssin, but soon loses all of his ranks after failing a mission. his new goal in the game is to regain that rank by preforming -ss-ssinations, doing missions, etc. there are two sequels. the third installment in the series (-ss-ssin’s creed: brotherhood) comes out nov. 16, 2010.
nothing is true; everything is permitted. -altair ibn-la ahad: -ss-ssin’s creed
the words spoken at the heart of the -ss-ssin order
the -ss-ssin’s creed: nothing is true. everything is permitted. we work in the dark to serve the light.
-ss-ssin’s creed
a game created by ubisoft the same people who did the prince of persia games. this game came out for the 360 and ps3 and then later on for the pc. this game got mixed reviews from game sites and game magazines and many people avoid this game. but the people who did buy this game a majority of them didn’t like it or were very disappointed by this game. but a small group of fans who saw through some of the small problems and played and enjoyed the game for what it is. this one of most remarkable games ever
nothing is true and everything is permitted-al-tair ibn la-ahad(“son of none”)

-ss-ssin’s creed one of the best games ever.

a s-xual position based on the game by ubisoft. one waits until one’s chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.
“i waited until jenny was asleep, and then -ss-ssin’s creed her. how much jail time is s-xual -ssault, anyway?”
a game created by ubisoft the same people who did the prince of persia games. this game came out for the 360 and ps3 and then later on for the pc. this game got mixed reviews from game sites and game magazines and many people avoid this game. but the people who did buy this game a majority of them didn’t like it or were very disappointed by this game. but a small group of fans who saw through some of the small problems and played and enjoyed the game for what it is. this one of most remarkable games ever
nothing is true and everything is permitted-al-tair ibn la-ahad(“son of none”)

-ss-ssin’s creed one of the best games ever.