Assbear

a terd so big and mean it rips your -ss on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.
my -n-s was just ruined by an -ssbear.
1. a douche bag

2. a flaming h-m-s-xual

3. a bear coming out of your -ss
1. that -ss bear stole my money! imma f-ck him up!

2. tj: man, josh is such an -ss bear, he came onto me yesterday
josh: wtf you say b-tch?
tj: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me….
josh: thats what i thought -ss bear

3:that -ss bear scared the sh-t out of me… i was takin a sh-t, and it growled… and it was furry…
you gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you… but you only let one huge one rip.

and your -n-s burns for hours after that.
to see for yourself, eat all of this within 12 hours, sleep for the remaining twelve, and hold it inside for another two.
1) vegetables of cabbages and peas
2) chili
3) ice-cream
4) grapes
5) mangoes without milk
6) more chili
the sh-t left over after u wipe ur -ss. it will eventually cause a canserous tumor on ur left t-st-cl- and cause u to p-ss out a purplish ooze and give u cravings of flesh and humens fetus’.
hey man, u better get that -ss bear checked out.