assbite
severe chaffing of your -ss as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.
man, this chair is giving me some serious -ssbite.
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a person who really sucks. a total jerk.
wow man, you are indeed a -ssbite
one who wins a verbal debate. one who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.
i can never win a debate against barry! he kicks my -ss every time. what an -ssbite!
the sensation one experiences–ie, on a roller coaster, or a very high swing as a child, or driving fast down a steep hill, or falling in a dream–that causes your body to suddenly tense and your -n-s to pucker inward reflexively and with force, as if your -ss is ‘biting down’ as a result of the sensation; an autonomic -ss pucker
parasailing makes my -ss bite.
a person who acts with extreme stupidity and h-m-s-xuality. one who enjoys facial contact with the -n-s.
“dude, your such a f-cking -ssbite.”
one who bitres the -n-l parts
you c-cksmokin’ -ssbite, you bit my c-cksuckin’ -ss
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