AssBlaster9000
a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the united states government
often equipped between two b-ttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the farting wars of 2056
ex. 1 – holy sh-t i just got -ssblasted with an -ssblaster9000
ex. 2 – man 1 – i hear that george bush is using the secret -ssblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandn-gg-rs
man 2 – yeah i hear that too
george bush – yee haw motherf-ckers woooooooooo
ex 3 – girl 1 – some dude just tried this move called the -ssblaster 9000 on me
girl 2 – yeah that happens sometimes
george bush – that was me motherf-ckers woooooooooooooooooo
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