Assboating


when you fart and it sounds like your b-tthole is motorboating your -ss cheeks.
d-mn hardy!did you just -ssboat all over yourself?quit -ssboating!
when someone sticks their face in between your -ss cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating “brrr” sound with their lips.
mike saw a naked tim lean over to pick something up and launched a s-xy surprise -ssboating attack.

ken ended up accidentally -ssboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after s-x.

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