ASSBRO


a short form of -ss-ssin’s creed: brotherhood, a historical fantasy third person action-adventure video game developed by ubisoft montreal. also sounds like a crude s-xual reference for the uninformed.
played some solo -ssbro last night. ya know, to practice.
basically friends with benefits, but for h-m-s-xual men.
gay guy 1: so brad and i are scr-w-ng every night now.
gay guy 2: are you guys dating?
gay guy 1: no, he’s afraid of commitment. we’re just -ssbros.

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