asscandle
a candle, inserted rectally.
smell this -sscandle!
normally referring to an individual with h-m-s-xual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
ash, you cheated on your fiance, you f-cking -sscandle
1) a candle that could be held in ones -rs- – normally for some odd s-xual fantasy involving melted wax
2) a candle stuck in someones -rs- to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart
3) the most common use of -ss candle – an insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like “douche bag”, ‘-ss candle’ is one of the greatest put downs
1) -dominatrix-: “ooh yer baby i love that -ss candle”
-guy-: “glad u like but f-ck me this sh-t burns u freak show”
2)-guy 1-: “man lucky u used that -ss candle that blower would have emptied the whole place”
-guy 2-: “haha yer sh-t my trousers are on fire”
3)-man crashes car into another mans bentley-
“oh u f-cking -ss candle!!!”
ignition of the inner -n-s caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
my house is decorated with -sscandles.
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