ASSCLAMPING
-ssclamping is when the -sshole clamps up to stop having anythng oooz out the timing is bad,and its time to take a dump no place to go, except for a gas staion, 10 miles away, so the person gets -ssclamping
wtf, i was going to my friends house to meet a chick and i started getting -ssclmaping, wtf? i thought my -ss was going to implode with all that -ssclamping happening to hold back the sh-t
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