assclaper perk
a type of person who like to -ssclap his friends. he will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the c-kes. man mixes ginger ale with vodka and distributes it around the party. he has a thing for the chinese type and won’t stop until he gets what he wants. man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes c-ssie does the same
dude this is a sick hang
that -ssclaper perk drank all the c-ke
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