AssCreed


typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male -ss-ssin’s creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of malik / altair -viceversa- and/or ezio /leonardo. this also can contain the much more sp-rs- pairings (known as ‘crack pairings’) such as robert /altair, or even ezio/ feathers .
i am bored, let’s -sscreed

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