asscrest
-sscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect p-n-s in the middle of the girls(or guys, -sscresting is applicable to s-xual orientations of all kinds) -sscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. it is essentially grinding without pants on. highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, -sscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. don’t knock it till you try it. d-cks.
“yea she wasn’t ready for s-x so we just -sscrested, it was chill.”
“dis b-tch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was -sscresting dem cheeks all night.”
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