Asshorn
a person that has exceeded the measurable levels of f-cktardal -sshatery. their level of stupidity of clearly noticable when they enter the room … kind of like blowing a horn announcing their -ssness.
wow, my neighbor is a f-cking -sshorn! but, i would like to donkey punch his daughter.
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a tattoo on the small of a girl’s back, directly above her -ss.
when rachel bent over, her shirt came up and she showed off her -ss horns.
imaginary shoehorn-like device used to squeeze an -ss into a super tight pair of pants
man, those jeans are so tight she must have used an -sshorn to get into them.
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contaminated sh-t that rains from your -ss with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties. the flowers wilted in the bathroom after my -ssid rain dump.
- Assid Reflux
-ssid reflux: a common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the -sshole rises up into the stomach. this occurs because the valve separating the contents of the -sshole from the stomach does not function properly. see also: athletes crack. no man. you must be suffering from -ssid reflux.
- assuage
to lessen, to dull, to decrease. tj howard pops pills to -ssuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny p-n-s.
- asswhooper
1. one that initiates many beatdowns 2. the skinny end of a broken oar 1. crowbar was a real -sswhooper when he was in wcw 2. fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with -sswhooper.
- Astrodouche
a douche bag who’s “douche baggery” is out of this world. meredith vieira claiming michael j. fox ran across canada, gravely mistaking him for terry fox. what an astrodouche!