asscroachment
the phenomenon that occurs when an overly large person sits next to you on a bus, train, or plane and their -ss flows under the armrest into your seating area.
g-d, that flight was absolutely miserable; not only was it a small plane, but that big girl next to me was totally guilty of -sscroachment since half of her b-tt cheek was in my seat.
don’t some airlines charge obese people for two seats to avoid -sscroachment on other paying p-ssengers.
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