asseltov cocktail


s-xual “move”
while having -n-l s-x with your partner you urinate into their -ss, then plug their -sshole with a rag and light it on fire
its a molotov c-cktail except the container is a persons -n-s and the fluid is urine, hence -sseltov c-cktail

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