assert dominance
when you take hold of your friends c-ck give it a squeeze while moaning honk honk and claim it as your own, this also works in job interviews…you will get the job
donte went to the interview he dressed nicely, made sure to -ssert dominance and made good eye contact the whole time…he got the job
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