garlownese


when one comprehends gcss-army entirely too well and begins a conversation with a mixture of broken english and incoherent acronyms. often accompanied by hand gestures.
i asked garlow how to move things from one sub hand receipt to another and his eyes just went dead as he spewed garlownese. all i could say was “ohhhhh yeah. silly me. i knew how to do that…” and then i called someone else as equally dumb as me.

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