Assetricks and Knobelix
stimulating your -n-s while gracefully delivering a bl-wj-b to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your -ss and stick it up his nose so that he -j-c-l-t-s with the smell of your sh-t in his nostril. he will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time… for the more experienced s-xual adventurer.
hey, i did an -ssetricks and kn-belix on my bf last night. he said it shook his very foundation.
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