assfacet
an -ssfacet is an -sshole who, per legend, has a small invisible kn-b on their neck that is almost constantly turning. this releases a flow of -ssholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. occasionally the kn-b stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.
“have you seen molly’s new boyfriend, jake?”
“yea, he’s a total -ssfacet, though.”
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